Bad Hiking, Camping, and Backpacking Jokes

I love horrible puns and started this piece mostly to exercise my brain. I started this in 2015, but have changed the date so only people who've searched for bad jokes will come across it, thus sparing any regular readers I may have from having to see these.

Here goes.

What is the laziest trail in the United States?
The Pacific Rest Trail
(Very different from the rugged 2,650 mile long trail through the mountains of California, Oregon, and Washington.)


What is the cleanest trail in Arkansas?
The Wash-it-all Trail.
Cleaner, but less scenic than the Ouachita Trail.


Can you float the Buffalo this time of year?
I dunno canoe?


Boyle Park and Burns Park are so hot right now. 

(These are city parks in Little Rock)


"Coming home with medals in scenery, habitat diversity, and precipitation... Olympic National Park everybody!"

That's all for now. More to come, or maybe not!